Name: Patrick Ryder

Which player is most likely to look at himself in the mirror after a weights session? Leroy Jetta

What’s the funniest sledge you’ve heard on the field? “You’ll be back in the 2’s next week”

Who would you least like to pair up with in the boxing ring during training? Sean Gregory

What is your coach’s favourite saying? Matt Egan – “Get back in play”

Which teammate is most likely to be invited to the coach’s place for dinner? Dyson Heppell

If you could draft any player into your team, who would it be? Cyril Rioli

If you had the power, what is one thing you would change about the world? World peace

Outside of footy, what would be your dream job? Professional poker player

If you could appear on any reality show, which one would you choose?  Kardashians

Who has the best taste in music at the club and why? Whoever plays rap music

Who has the worst and why? Jake Melksham – techno beats and no lyrics

What meal is your speciality to cook? Big breakfasts

What is your favourite TV football show? Marngrook Footy Show

Who is the best-dressed teammate at the club? Courtenay Dempsey

Who is the worst dressed? Jobe Watson

Who is the most skilful all-round sportsman at the club? Brendon Goddard

What is your favourite way to spend a day off? Relaxing with my family

Who is your funniest teammate at the club and why? Ariel Steinberg – funny because he’s weird

Which teammate is the most likely to tweet a comment while watching a game at home? Kyle Hardingham

Which teammate would struggle to turn a computer on? Dustin Fletcher – He’s used to rock carvings and smoke signals!

Which teammate is most likely to take a ‘selfie’ and post it on Facebook? Jake Carlisle