If ever a game should have been played with the background music of the Benny Hill show, today was the match. It was a comedy of errors at the MCG between Essendon and Carlton. For the first three-quarters the skill mistakes were farcical. Luckily Essendon put its foot slightly on the accelerator in the final quarter and a half to secure a 34-point victory. James Hird was the difference between the two sides – he finished with 30 possessions and two goals.