Engine Room fan in the outer David Thurling brings you his thoughts this week on the dubious decision by the AFL not to charge any players over the incident at half-time of last weekend’s Collingwood v Carlton match. “For those aficionados of late sixties, early seventies American sitcoms, the name Sergeant Schultz will no doubt ring a bell. The rotund prison guard of Hogan’s Heroes represented the classic American stereotype of the bumbling, incompetent WWII German soldier. His famous one liner “I know nothink!”, spoken in a cheesy German accent would be right at home inside the AFL tribunal.” Click here to read Thurling's full column.