Name: David Zaharakis

Which player is most likely to look at himself in the mirror after a weights session? Fraser Thurlow

What’s the funniest sledge you’ve heard on the field? Something from BJ

Who would you least like to pair up with in the boxing ring during training? Paddy Ambrose

Who would you like to have kicking for goal after the siren if you are three points down in a Grand Final? BJ

What is your coach’s favourite saying? “What do you mean?”

Which teammate is most likely to be invited to the coach’s place for dinner? Brent Stanton

If you could draft any player into your team, who would it be? Luke Shuey

If you had the power, what is one thing you would change about the world? Introduce teleports

Outside of footy, what would be your dream job? NBA basketballer

If you could appear on any reality show, which one would you choose? The Bachelor

Who has the best taste in music at the club and why? Jake Melksham’s dance beats

Who has the worst and why? Heath Hocking’s death metal

What meal is your speciality to cook? Beef or chicken stirfry

What is your favourite TV football show? NFL Films Presents

Who is the best-dressed teammate at the club? Definitely not Jake Melksham

Who is the worst dressed? Jobe Watson

Who is the most skilful all-round sportsman at the club? Nick Kommer

What is your favourite way to spend a day off? Eating Zooper Dooper’s

Who was your childhood celebrity crush? Amanda Bynes

Which of your teammates fancies himself as a celebrity? Jake Melksham

Who is your funniest teammate at the club and why? BJ – everyone laughs at him

Which teammate is the most likely to tweet a comment while watching a game at home? BJ

Which teammate would struggle to turn a computer on? Nick Kommer

Which teammate is most likely to take a ‘selfie’ and post it on Facebook? Tom Bellchambers