Name: Jake Melksham
Which player is most likely to look at himself in the mirror after a weights session? Michael Hibberd
What’s the funniest sledge you’ve heard on the field? Tayte Pears delivers some gold
Who would you least like to pair up with in the boxing ring during training? Alex Browne
Who would you like to have kicking for goal after the siren if you are three points down in a Grand Final? Patrick Ryder
What is your coach’s favourite saying? “Yep”
Which teammate is most likely to be invited to the coach’s place for dinner? Dyson Heppell
If you could draft any player into your team, who would it be? Stewart Crameri – Good defense
If you had the power, what is one thing you would change about the world? No disabilities
Outside of footy, what would be your dream job? Musician
If you could appear on any reality show, which one would you choose? Kardashians
Who has the best taste in music at the club and why? Tayte Pears
Who has the worst and why? Heath Hocking
What meal is your speciality to cook? Sunday roast
What is your favourite TV football show? AFL 360
Who is the best-dressed teammate at the club? Tayte Pears
Who is the worst dressed? Jobe Watson
Who is the most skilful all-round sportsman at the club? Brendon Goddard
What is your favourite way to spend a day off? Sleep in then hit the beach
Who was your childhood celebrity crush? Cameron Diaz
Which of your teammates fancies himself as a celebrity? Brendon Goddard
Who is your funniest teammate at the club and why? Tayte Pears
Which teammate is the most likely to tweet a comment while watching a game at home? David Zaharakis
Which teammate is most likely to take a ‘selfie’ and post it on Facebook? Tom Bellchambers